Tactical Suitcase Raptor
by veilwar
Tactical Suitcase Raptors are the latest in Raptor Warfare technology. Think of them like a small scale suitcase nuke that is limited to a single room. We raise Raptors from an egg and when they’ve matured to optimal destruction age we lovingly pack them in a suitcase for you to let loose and destroy your foes in a furry of teeth and claws.
Why use it?
- It looks like a natural predator attack (really who is going to believe you smuggled a raptor in a suitcase?)
- They’re re-usable if you can get the raptor back in the suitcase
- ITS A FUCKING RAPTOR IN A SUITCASE
Proper Deployment of Your Tactical Suitcase Raptor
Point your Suitcase in the direction you want to deploy your raptor in.
Open the suitcase OUTWARD*
*Opening the suitcase facing you will result in imediate devouring of yourself. There are no refunds for an improperly used Tactical Suitcase Raptor.
RUN YOU DAMN IDIOT
Originally from here.
Reblogged this on The Emporium of Lost Thoughts and commented:
Seriously, it’s a Tactical Suitcase Raptor. Do I need to say anything else?