Tactical Suitcase Raptors are the latest in Raptor Warfare technology. Think of them like a small scale suitcase nuke that is limited to a single room. We raise Raptors from an egg and when they’ve matured to optimal destruction age we lovingly pack them in a suitcase for you to let loose and destroy your foes in a furry of teeth and claws.
Why use it?
- It looks like a natural predator attack (really who is going to believe you smuggled a raptor in a suitcase?)
- They’re re-usable if you can get the raptor back in the suitcase
- ITS A FUCKING RAPTOR IN A SUITCASE
Proper Deployment of Your Tactical Suitcase Raptor
Point your Suitcase in the direction you want to deploy your raptor in.
Open the suitcase OUTWARD*
*Opening the suitcase facing you will result in imediate devouring of yourself. There are no refunds for an improperly used Tactical Suitcase Raptor.
RUN YOU DAMN IDIOT
Originally from here.